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To: secret garden; xsmommy
I guess the envolope for their gift certificates should say...

"Wanna FCUK?" or "FCUK YOU!"...unbelievable

28 posted on 09/12/2003 11:48:23 AM PDT by hobbes1 ( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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Wonder if they'll be handing out sample fcuk's
29 posted on 09/12/2003 11:50:30 AM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: hobbes1
The scent card in the store catalog had flip up sides. One was labeled to FCUK her and the other to fcuk him. I was aghast, to say the least. They actually mailed this garbage out to homes! I'm still debating the most damaging response.
31 posted on 09/12/2003 11:53:27 AM PDT by secret garden (will someone please call this cat?)
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To: hobbes1
New pick up line:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd really love,
To put the FCUK on you!

37 posted on 09/12/2003 12:56:07 PM PDT by b4its2late (So many stupid people... so few comets, but in this case, no comet necessary.)
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To: hobbes1
"Wanna FCUK?" or "FCUK YOU!"...unbelievable

Or "You could use a good FCUK"

And for the hopelessly single: "Go FCUK Yourself"

39 posted on 09/12/2003 1:01:03 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Life is like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today can burn your @$$ tomorrow.)
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