[PetroniDE]

Kitty humor thread is a weekly feature on FR. A little humor among all the serious news courtesy of our feline friends. These threads usually appear on Monday, but as any cat owner can tell you (POOP HAPPENS). If you want on/off the kitty ping list (95 members) or you have a picture you want featured, send me Freepmail.

[PetroniDE]

Meow Ping.

Thread started by w_over_w regarding government saying our cats are too fat.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/978337/posts

[Lucy Lake]

Meow, meow.

[Overtaxed]

There are four cats there.

[SAMWolf]

Real democracy in action, 4 cats and a gerbil deciding what's for dinner.

[Aeronaut]

[SelmaLee]

You don't have to ask the cats if poop happens, just ask the person who cleans out the litter box(es)!

Thanks for pinging me to this cute photo.

[MotleyGirl70]

THE PLAYERS

Cats: President Bush, V.P. Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Condi Rice

Frightened Gerbil: Tommy Daschle

[EggsAckley]

FOUR cats!

[Maigrey]

Hey! That looks like my kettle of kitties! (at least, when their foodplate is empty!)

[Lucy Lake]

These Kitty Caption threads are just great. Thanks for posting them. Do you have links to all your earlier threads for those of us who missed them?

[CounterCounterCulture]

Why isn't there mouse or bird flavored cat food? Ponderous.

[itzmygun]

Yep...5 cats...


Here are my three when they were kittens - if you put them this close now, you wouldn't be able to take the picture for all the blood...

[Barney1995]

Oh, no! When I was a kid I had a pet mouse and I would hate to think of him as lunch for anybody. However, on closer inspection, I swear that this is a gerbil that they are perusing!

I have a cat, so will look forward to these, just as long as they aren't eating fellow pets!

[RikaStrom]

Gerbil, it's what's for dinner.

[isthisnickcool]

We just purchased a "new" house. A new "older house". AKA "the money pit". It's also politically incorrect since I discovered that they roof tiles were made in France. Shudder...

The spousal unit (SU) likes to sit out back amoung all the plants and trees. Some of the trees are these "hugh" palms. Well, the other night she is sitting there and she thinks she hears "squirrels". She looks over and there is a large rat staring at her. Turns out that the palm trees have rats and numerous mice running around up there. My response is "they all must die".

So, we put rat poison out and the next morning it's gone. Well, the SU decides we have "murdered G-d's creatures and must stop". Gads!

She "saved" three cats last year and I've been "accidently" letting then out the house. Because I can tell they have figured out that there are critters to be had. Get'em kittys!

[tmg]

Snicker. I have two cats and a stack of gerbils. I used to have one that I'd let roll around on the floor in a gerbil ball. Our older cat would bat at him a couple times, then get bored and lay down (in true cat fashion, usually in the middle of the living room floor). So the gerbil would line himself up from across the room and go tearing into the cat's rather large posterior. She'd go straight up in the air and yowl. Nothing like seeing our "mighty hunter" have the tar scared out of her by a rodent.

[Fraulein]

Can I be added to the meow ping list?

Here's my beloved kitty...

[sweetliberty]

Ohhhh, I want on the kitty ping list!