[Argh]

I don't know why you're repining, you get pinged more than anyone else I know...

(At least that's what you tell me all the time, and I can imagine no reason to doubt your veracity...)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

LOL..... I didn't get pinged last night...... I'm in ping-withdrawal........

[Robert A Cook PE]

Actually, it's more like she gets buzzed more often than anybody else.....

(Whyisa prefers the silent (vibrating) mode of her cell phone pager .....and just has to remember to keep stuffin' batteries in her slot.)

Now, being the kind gentleman that I am, I won't reveal where she clips the pager; but I will say that she can't read the number without leaving the room for a few minutes.