[ModernDayCato]

Okay...I set you up on that one. I said 'in my town.' The Police Chief and second-in-command are both very good friends of mine and have known Pooh since he was a puppy. Do I need to spell it out?

And as far as the civil suit is concerned, those same two guys would testify that you were in absolutely no danger. As long as you are willing to accept the consequences of your actions I still respect them -- and I will respect them when I'm moving into your house.

Of course, your last paragraph is true and accurate, and is the real problem here.

[phugg]

Powerful jaws, an urban legend? Cato, my little yellow friend, you obviously have Pooh on the brain.