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Does Jeneane Garafalo have health problems or was she hit by a truck recently?...
Posted on 09/05/2003 10:34:00 AM PDT by SirFishalot
I happened to be channel surfing during Britany's amazing display of lip-syncing before the game last night and I came across Jeneane on a new channel. She looked absolutely horrible, like she aged about 15 years in the last few months. Scraggly hair with a horrendous bleach job, bags under her eyes, and her skin looked all blotchy. I used to think she was pretty cute but what I saw last night was coyote ugly.
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To: SirFishalot
I think it's the hair...
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:35:15 AM PDT
by
MEG33
To: MEG33
If she does have health problems perhaps you should not sound so happy about it.
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:37:25 AM PDT
by
BCrago66
To: SirFishalot
Definitely her rotten insides are now matching her outside appearance.
To: SirFishalot
What are you talking about?! This woman is pure beauty! --
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:38:18 AM PDT
by
My2Cents
("I'm the party pooper..." -- Arnold in "Kindergarten Cop.")
To: MEG33
Beauty is only skin deep, but UGLY is to the bone.
To: My2Cents
LOL! Can you please post a bigger "in-your-face" picture. I almost fell off my chair! Her face took up my whole monitor.
To: SirFishalot
BTW what has she done to become famous, understand she might be an actress or something.
Is her fame just becasue she is?
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:40:19 AM PDT
by
dts32041
("Moderate Arab" he's the one who detonates his bomb via remote control.)
To: SirFishalot
She's morphing into Helen Thomas.
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:40:19 AM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Dog Gone
She's watching money coming out of her account and none going in. It's called "the stress you feel when you suddenly realize you cut your own throat".
To: SirFishalot
or was she hit by a truck recently?...She was not only hit by a truck, it stopped, the driver put it in reverse, and finished the job!!
To: SirFishalot
She just needs to eat some crow. It would do her some good.
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:51:50 AM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(This cow is independently owned and operated)
To: SirFishalot
I vote truck
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posted on
09/05/2003 10:52:31 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
To: MEG33
I think it's the hair...I agree, perhaps I can give her some simple personal hygiene tips

To: MotleyGirl70
She could use some tips!
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posted on
09/05/2003 11:09:53 AM PDT
by
MEG33
To: MotleyGirl70
You forgot the applicator...
To: MotleyGirl70
I think she is almost as ugly as Anna Kornykova or whatever the heck her name is. You know, the one with the wide nose. :-)
To: TommyDale
I know it's sarcasm, but if presido9 drops by he might wet his diapers if he reads that. LOL!
To: MotleyGirl70
Sarcasm? You really think so? I think she has a crooked eyebrow, too. That's just way beyond normal looking. She needs a facelift. I still maintain that she is a two-bagger.
To: SirFishalot
I agree ... I thought she was really nice-looking back in her SNL days, but she has really let herself go. She must think that her cynical, pseudo-intellectual persona carries enough gravitas that she doesn't have to give a crap what she looks like. Dream on, baby. That might work on beat poetry night at the coffee shop, but it's not going to win her fans in the 'flyover country' between New York and California.
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