[Don W]

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay ..................the restauranteur

Guday................... the half-Australian brother

Huray.................... the sports fanatic

Bejay......................the gay brother

Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

Sayhay....................the baseball player

Ojay........................the stalker / murderer

Gulay......................the singer / entertainer

Ebay.......................the internet czar

Biliray......................the country music star

Ecksray...................the radiologist

Puray.......................the blender factory owner

Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay......................the one with bad hair.

Among the sisters:

Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old

Lattay........................the coffee shop owner

Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister

Dushay......................the clean sister

Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house

Sapheway..................the grocery store owner

Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister

Gudlay........................the prostitute

More will no doubt be discovered.

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[Just another Joe]

One more then I gotta go for a while. Keep the crowd entertained, will you?

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and agirl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!" She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"







"Denephew. "