[Just another Joe]

Glad to see you.
Can I get you a libation?

[Don W]

My first joke.



A traveling salesman walked into a cowboy bar near Purcell, Okla. and ordered a beer just as former president Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's behind I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, after the stunned man got up and was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's butt too," the man said. A customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat.

Climbing back up to the bar, the man whispered,

"This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied, "This is horse country."

[Don W]

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man!" the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.

Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

[MissTargets]

Can I get you a libation?

Thank you