[LonePalm]

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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Mudboy Slim]

Good stuff, LP...and lampoonin' the FRench-lookin' Jean Kerry is a perfect application of this tune...MUD

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CARRIE ANNE

Hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz…hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz

When you were a young lad eating French fries
Your mom was flustered 'cause you'd always choose mustard
Yes, indeed, it had been quite amusing
You grew up and ketchup you were choosing

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

You have much more hair than do most women
It needs such good care…call Jose Eber
"Be careful!" they all hear you holler…you'll pay a hundred fifty dollars

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

But you…you needed money to run…lots of big money to run
So…you're grabbing that widow's buns…grabbing that widow's buns

(brief musical interlude)

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

Here go RATS again…a Northeast lefty
You'll try to shock us…just like Dukakis
You'll win Massachusetts, California…but over the Red Zone we will warn 'ya

John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president

Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…ha ha ha ha ha ha