[Conspiracy Guy]

Howdy Gabz.

[Gabz]

i am in for a VEEEEEEEEEEEEERY long day.

We've had bad flooding here since yesterday, so at 5:30 this morning I put on the local news to check out if there were any delays in school opening. Not a word.

So at 7:15 daddy and daughter wre outside waiting for the bus, about 7:25 a guy in a truck drove by and shouted to hubby "school's closed"

I still had the local news on and hadn't heard anything so I checked the station's web site. And sure enough the school district closed school today.

Only district with so much as a delay on the entire Delmarva peninsula, and it has to be this one.