[Conspiracy Guy]

Don't grind your nose off, it's cute. Has your mom sent you any emails talking about how handsome I am without facial hair?

[Laura Earl]

Haven't heard from her at all. I've been expecting to hear from her about your handsome face, and also about how she realized for the first time that her 43 year old daughter had an adult nose complete with bone and cartilege. I'm expecting her to decide that I've had a nose job.