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Hundreds Of Toads Invade N.J. Shopping Center Following the Hillary! book tour?

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pied piper n. 1. A person who offers others strong yet delusive enticements. 2. One, such as a leader, who makes irresponsible promises.

873 posted on 09/10/2003 8:11:35 PM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! See?"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but I went all the way to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! See?"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 24."

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Pleasant Dreams!


875 posted on 09/10/2003 9:21:28 PM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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