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750 posted on 09/09/2003 8:46:31 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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Two doctors opened an office in a small Indiana town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology".

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors".

This was not acceptable either.

In an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". No go.

Next they tried, "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives" Still not good.

How about "Minds and Behinds?" Unacceptable again.

Same with "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," and "Loons and Moons."

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan that was approved by the council: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends".

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753 posted on 09/09/2003 9:13:22 PM PDT by restornu (Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.)
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