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A man went to the doctor to look at a dog bite. The doctor did some tests and came back a few minuets later and said "I'm sorry to inform you that you have rabies."
The man quickly pulled out a pen and pad of paper and started writing.
Thinking he was making out his will, the doctor said "There is no reason to make out a will. Rabies is treatable these days. You're not going to die from it."
The man looked at him and said "Oh, I'm not making out a will. I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
"The problems we face now will require a higher level of thinking to solve them than when we created them." Albert Einstein.
