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So, you are thinking of moving to California?

You know you are in California when.........

1) Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2) You make over $300,000 and still can't afford house.
3) You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4) Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze.
5) You can't remember -- is pot legal?
6) You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7) You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8) You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9) You can't remember -- is pot legal?
10) A really great parking space can move you to tears.
11) A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast.
12) Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the USA.
13) A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
14) Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 a.m. at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney -- IS George Clooney.
15) Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16) You can't remember -- is pot legal?
17) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "Storm Watch 2003."
18) You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones and/or pagers.
19) It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
20) Both you AND your dog have therapists.
21) The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
22) You can't remember -- is pot legal?