Jorg Immendorf - the neo-expressionist artist chosen to paint German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's portrait for the Berlin chancellery - was busted throwing a cocaine party with nine prostitutes in a Dusseldorf hotel the other day, reports Der Bild. Prostitution is legal in Germany, but Immendorf, who is pals with Schroeder, still has to answer for 11 grams of marching powder allegedly found in his room.
Talk about a cockeyed optimist.
Even Charlie Sheen would find ordering 9 hookers and 11 grams of goodies for one evening to be over the top.