Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 21st Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (21st Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Ummm, moron. It's not free. It was paid for with taxes.     Cathryn Crawford, 8/24

If Rudy Bakhtiar had no teeth, could she still lie through her gums?     CholeraJoe, 8/24

My Doc said I'm paranoid, and gave me pills. I don't take them cuz I think he's trying to kill me...     Chad Fairbanks, 8/24

Welcome to the Iraq Roach Motel - Islamofascists check in, but they don't check out!     thoughtomator, 8/24

This tagline will self-destruct in five seconds.     SAMWolf, 8/24

There's no gift like the present.     glock rocks, 8/24

We love you W!     NordP, 8/24

I will pay big bucks for a tag line good enough to make the next "Taglinus FreeRepublicus" post.     upchuck, 8/24

Checking in from world HQ of the verb.     shaggy eel, 8/24

Getting my teenager out of bed is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.     w_over_w, 8/24

You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.     4mycountry, 8/24

Judging others by what you do, doesn't determine what they will do.     Victoria Delsoul, 8/24

Bill Clinton - the original dirty bomb...     Libloather, 8/24

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/24

@ Kool-aid drinking, whistle ass democrats go to their graves whining about 2000.com     YaYa123, 8/24

Hey, Judge Moore. Just rename them “The Ten Taglines.”     jigsaw, 8/24

PUT . . . THE CANDLE . . . BACK ! ! !     Petruchio, 8/25

You should clean your monitor screen, I can hardly read it.     jwh_Denver, 8/25

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.     LindaSOG, 8/25

I'll quit killing myself with smoking, when they quit killing babies with abortion.     Flurry, 8/25

Hoping this gets me on the Taglinus FreeRepublicus (21th Edition) list!     b4its2late, 8/25

I'm here all week, tell your friends.     socal_parrot, 8/25

I never read what I write, so bear with me please.     widgysoft, 8/25

Queen of the double post!     netmilsmom, 8/25

The Clinton's continue to be more slippery than pocketfuls of pudding.........     Osage Orange, 8/25

Nothing Is More Vile Than A BLowhard With Halitosis! ~redruM     .cnI redruM, 8/25

Support the poorest of the poor, the unborn.     Chemnitz, 8/25

Atomic batteries to power; turbines to speed....     WestPacSailor, 8/25

Anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die is just plain Evil...     Aut Pax Aut Bellum, 8/25

Genuine GOP Vigilante - Accept no substitutes!     LouD, 8/25

The bombing begins in five minutes.     Alouette, 8/25

Annoy PETA -- go on the Atkins diet.     Eala, 8/25

If you’re liberal, you are evil, and you will go to hell.     Porterville, 8/25

Hristos: the Light of the World.     RussianConservative, 8/25

If you like the 7th century so much- give up your cell phones and satellites and live in a tent.     visualops, 8/25

Look for the union label - on manufacturing's tombstone.     SedVictaCatoni, 8/25

Americans are learning world geography ... one war at a time.     gitmo, 8/25

Gerbils belong in cages.     blackdog, 8/25

Mercy on a pore boy lemme have a dollar bill!     RipSawyer, 8/25

Focused, Relentless Charity Beats Random Acts of Kindness.     ChemistCat, 8/25

Boy, even I am surprised at myself!     jocon307, 8/25

Nothing in my home is French!     wirestripper, 8/25

Riding a HOG is holding thunder between your legs, and controlling it with your wrist and toe.     Hank Kerchief, 8/25

Judge Moore's Ten Commandments - the ultimate vanity post.     SedVictaCatoni, 8/25

Line dry only.     jwalburg, 8/26

How are inlaws different from out laws? Out laws Are wanted!!     JonathansMommie, 8/26

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. ~Lincoln     united1000, 8/26

The liberals are only interested in seeking Weapons for Bush Destruction.     skr, 8/26

Weinie for California Governor!     lonestar, 8/26

Is the DemocRATic party extinct yet?     nutmeg, 8/26

Proud card carrying member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy since 1984.     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/26

Have YOU had your Logan Fix today?     Brad's Gramma, 8/26

To you he's a dog. To me he's adopted, has 4 legs, short, hairy...I have no problem with that!     SnarlinCubBear, 8/26

Schumer's in a MALE-ONLY group. It places Duty to God over ALL other duties.     syriacus, 8/26

Are we going downhill like a snowball headed from Hell?     faithincowboys, 8/26

If Hillary ever takes the oath of office, she will be the last President the US will ever have. -RR     At _War_With_Liberals, 8/26

The War is not over for me until my hubby's boots hit U.S. soil.     mystery-ak, 8/26

"C" 1/5 1st Mar. Div. An Hoa, Viet Nam '69 & '70 Semper Fi     kellynla, 8/19

Here's your one chance, Fancy don't let me down.     big ern, 8/26

It's time for Arnold to stop splitting the Republican vote and step aside for the good of the party.     ElkGroveDan, 8/26

20 years in the Navy; never drunk on duty - never sober on liberty.     GATOR NAVY, 8/26

What is impossible with men is possible with GOD. ~Luke 18:27     GrandMoM, 8/26

Helen Thomas, I've got a question for you: Just how many cats do you own now?     Mr. Silverback, 8/26

For every column Ann Coulter writes, liberals worldwide experience shrinkage.     smith288, 8/27

Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!     Wondervixen, 8/27

In the Beginning was the Word.     xzins, 8/27

How about rescuing a Bichon Frise? He'll love you forever!!!!     sinkspur, 8/27

Life is Fragile, Handle with Prayer.     thackney, 8/27

They say anti-Catholicism is the thinking man's anti-Semitism; that's an insult to thinking men.     Conservative til I die, 8/27

Philippians 4:12-13     sweet_diane, 8/27

Which is better, Google.com or Teoma.com?     m1-lightning, 8/27

For victory & freedom!!!     Saundra Duffy, 8/27

'Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...     Pegita, 8/27

When does the next Crusade start?     Sir Gawain, 8/27

Press Alt-Ctrl-Del to reset this tagline.     dirtboy, 8/27

For God, country, and the Corps OOH RAH!     bethelgrad, 8/27

RINO hunter!     Area51, 8/27

Handsome...and now with springtime fresh lemon scent.     Gringo1, 8/27

Does this mean I'm kewl now?     cyberaxe, 8/27

Peace never solved anything!     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 8/27

No Longer!!! -- and glad to be back home in God's Gountry!!     TXnMA, 8/27

I'm doing the best I can under the FReepin' circumstances.     putupon, 8/27

Keep your eyes on the Prize.     MissTargets, 8/27

Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it, pantywaist who wears his mama's bra, raise your hand.     Hatteras, 8/27

Just taking life with a grain of salt....oh, and a slice of lime and a shot of tequila...     Tallguy, 8/27

“Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!     Chemist_Geek, 8/27

You don't need a fishing license if you just use your teeth...right ?!!     PoorMuttly, 8/27

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?     b4its2late, 8/27

Lookout, lookout, the candy man..     a_Turk, 8/27

Free Republic - The Greatest Information Truth Highway on the Internet!     JustPiper, 8/27

Living History $1.00 at your local Dollar Store by December.     Bringbackthedraft, 8/27

Muttly need (another) waterproof Raccoonskin Cap !!!     PoorMuttly, 8/27

Allow myself to introduce...myself.     Semaphore Heathcliffe, 8/27

Saddam Had No Taepodong-II nuke ICBMs capable of hitting the World's Largest & 2nd Largest Economies.     AmericanInTokyo, 8/27

Thank you, McClintock supporters, for all your nasty and insulting emails.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 8/27

It's rusting, it's paid for and it's bigger than your car. Don't get in my truck's way.     Moose4, 8/27

All I need to know about Islam I learned on 9/11/2001.     carton253, 8/27

Why is the Left afraid of Arnold?     BunnySlippers, 8/27

Karma is a boomerang...     Range Rover, 8/27

!     finnman69, 8/27

Beware the White European Male Christian theological complex !!     jokar, 8/27

Incrementalism will seize the day, and the next., and the next... exactly how the left did it....     Tamsey, 8/27

Haiku: Those campus leftists/Oppress free-thinking students/They must be stopped now.     Hobsonphile, 8/26

http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav     Mo1, 8/27

ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure.     TheRightGuy, 8/27

Willie Green for President...     GraniteStateConservative, 8/27

Go ahead, make my day and re-state the obvious! Again!     Revolting cat!, 8/27

Tom McNader, Cruz Bustamante couldn't have asked for a better friend.     Tempest, 8/27

The two most common elements in the Universe is Hydrogen and Stupidity. ~Albert Einstein     danmar, 8/27

SELECT * FROM liberals WHERE clue > 0 .............................................. 0 rows returned.     CyberCowboy777, 8/27

See my FR homepage for CA Recall perspectives.     jam137, 8/27

You are watching the Liberal monopolized California government collapse on its own folly!!!     SierraWasp, 8/27

Which party represents the working people?     alwaysconservative, 8/27

My grain is pretty straight today.     Migraine, 8/27

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt. [When catapults are outlawed only outlaws will have catapults.]     Squantos, 8/27

Old Fossil and proud of it!     tob2, 8/28

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.     dixiechick2000, 8/28

When shrimps learn to whistle.     wardaddy, 8/28

HHD - Blast it Jim. I'm an Engineer, not a walking dictionary.     Prof Engineer, 8/28

If I must be the victim of a criminal, please let it be Catwoman! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!     tame, 8/28

A co. 1/27th Inf. Wolfhounds.     ElectricStrawberry, 8/28

I have spoken. -har, har, snicker, snicker     vigilo, 8/28

www.RestoringAmerica.org     m1-lightning, 8/28

Do you even CARE that the USA is being overrun with illegal aliens?     ambrose, 8/28

Boom Boom! Out go the lights! ~Pat Travers     Dan from Michigan, 8/28

Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious     LayoutGuru2, 8/28

He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...     azhenfud, 8/28

Oh we're out here havin' fun, in the warm California sun...     O Neill, 8/28

Men killing men, feeling no pain...the world is a gutter - ENUFF Z'NUFF     Tarl, 8/28

If honor were profitable, everybody would be honorable. ~Thomas More     Chuckster, 8/28

The only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion. ~Johnny English     lawgirl, 8/28

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. ~Thomas Paine     Joe Brower, 8/28

Diversity is something that should be overcome, not celebrated.     BubbaBasher, 8/28

GOD is still in control!     Marysecretary, 8/28

Http://www.tastymanatees.com     TastyManatees, 8/28

SMILE! The elderly would love to see one thrown their way.     gulfcoast6, 8/28

To the victor go the oils. No oil or oil-money for islamofascist weapons of mass annihilation.     flamefront, 8/28

They've read all the books but they can't find the answers...     rdb3, 8/28

I have one thing to say to the big spenders; BLIZZARD OF RECALL TOUR!     steveegg, 8/28

Texas Democrats. Saddam. On the lam together.     lowbridge, 8/28

Always Ranting Always Rite     solo gringo, 8/28

Evolution is the road kill of science.     JZoback, 8/28

Democrats have stunted brain development!     Fledermaus, 8/28

The only thing criminals will get from me is a .45 bullet or cold steel... Their choice.     cavtrooper21, 8/28

Judean People's Front? We're the People's Front of Judea!     Akira, 8/28

Now, let's liberate South Dakota!     formercalifornian, 8/28

No, FRed is not my cat.     CheneyChick, 8/28

In my humble opinion, the new expression for backing down from a fight should be called 'frenching'.     Aeronaut, 8/29

Tag - Does this mean "I'm it"?     MortMan, 8/29

Better a Bushbot than a Bubbabot!     Jay D. Dyson, 8/05

The moving finger writes...     snopercod, 8/29

Proud of my wife ODC_GIRL who Un-retired to support our War on Terror!     Core_Conservative, 8/29

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tagline!     ABG(anybody but Gore), 8/29

Dan Rather is god.     zarf, 8/29

A moose once bit my sister...     sauropod, 8/29

Almost housebroken.     tsomer, 8/29

Hello... Hello... is this thing on?     battousai, 8/29

I'm not going to start the Third World War for you. ~Gen. Sir Michael Jackson to Gen. Wesley Clark     Pokey78, 8/29

But two Wrights made an airplane.     VMI70, 8/29

There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and I've erased it.     LuLuLuLu, 8/29

Hand me my smelling salts.     netmilsmom, 8/29

This is hughly series, please be spefic.     dubyaismypresident, 8/29

If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention...     ambrose, 8/29

Those who cry the loudest that principle matters not are the most suspicious.     =Intervention=, 8/29

Sitting Senators ought not cash in while under the public trust.     alancarp, 8/29

Courtesy is not a sign of weakness.     feinswinesuksass, 8/29

Serving You... on Operation Noble Eagle!     Old Sarge, 8/29

The Patriot Paradox: Conservative Interview Series Coming Soon...     sonsofliberty2000, 8/29

Assume she's [Hillary] running until the filing deadlines pass...because eventually, you're bound to be right.     RichInOC, 8/29

I'm going to watch you like the back of a hawk.     Dog, 8/29

I hope some day I see Hillary and Bill in handcuffs attached to a big burly prison guard.     Lucky2, 8/29

Errors are most easily found in the instant immediately after hitting the send button.     EBITDA, 8/29

The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison. ~Peggy Noonan     KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle, 8/29

They are not Americans, they're democrats.     NetValue, 8/29

Ranger On...     Khurkris, 8/29

This is our OOL. If you'll notice there's no 'P' in it, let's keep it that way...     Chad Fairbanks, 8/29

Annoy PETA -- try the Atkins diet.     Eala, 8/29

The UN got a wake up call. And has chosen to go back to sleep.     prairiebreeze, 8/29

Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity.     sciencediet, 8/29

Never voted for a Democrat in my life.     CobaltBlue, 8/29

Gladly: The cross-eyed bear.     budwiesest, 8/29

The Catholic heart breaks in these vile times, and Satan rejoices.     Thorondir, 8/29

When you come close to sellin' out reconsider.     Aquamarine, 8/29

I'm just a caveman. Your modern world frightens and confuses me...     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/29

God Bless Our Troops and Veterans.     deadhead, 8/29

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.     annyokie, 8/29

Tag line dedicated to my friend Don DiFranco, 9/11/01 WTC Tower 1     arasina, 8/29

Not the Rule of Law; the Rule of Legalism.     ButrosButrosButrosGolly, 8/30

Backwards words say to used I. Again go I there! $#!& oh!     uglybiker, 8/30

All your base are belong to the Terminator.     Gracey, 8/30

Combative Conservative.     jigsaw, 8/30

Some people just don't have enough to do.     Miss Marple, 8/31

I ain't wrong, I ain't sorry, and I am probably going to do it again.     sgtbono2002, 8/31

The liberal hath power to assume a pleasing shape!     Tolerance Sucks Rocks, 8/30

Freedom Lite - it's almost worth defending.     eno_, 8/31

@Hillary gonna let Democrats self-destruct in 2004 so she can "save" them in 2008.com     YaYa123, 8/31

SCUM -- Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations     Mia T, 8/31

If I Forget Thee, O Jerusalem, Let My Right Hand Wither. ~Psalms 137:5     yonif, 8/31

It says that one time this big lobster came and attacked a lady, but Mr. Ed saved her.     TomServo, 8/31

Beware of the 'Irresistable Operation Of Feeble Councils' ~Edmund Burke     Mr.Smorch, 8/31

Small minds talk about people, normal minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.     dpa5923, 8/31

In God I trust, not the G'umt!     pageonetoo, 8/31

Each "A FReepin' Army of One"     1ofmanyfree, 8/31

[deadhead]

P.S. Love your tagline

[jigsaw]

Very interesting and congrats on your work.

BTW, if you married Sofie Tucker (ignore the misspelling), you two would be SofT & LouD.

[w_over_w]

And you're my favorite teenage FReeper. Only because my 16yr. old isn't interested in FReeping, she's a 17/7 AOL-IMs [17 hrs. of sleep and 7hrs. on AOL-IM.] But hey! School starts tomorrow . . . YES!

[lonestar]

Do I have your vote or not?

Absolutely!!! (I hope that's perfectly clear.)

Great! Vote often!

Weinie -- future Governor of California

[4mycountry]

I'm a 10/12/2 gal...10 hours sleep, 12 hours FReep, 2 hours TV. I'm balanced. ^_~

[4mycountry]

In fact, I'm fair and balanced! lol

[jigsaw]

Do I have your vote or not?

Absolutely!!! (I hope that's perfectly clear.)

Great! Vote often!

How do you know whether I meant 'Absolutely Yes' or 'Absolutely No'?   ;-)

[yonif]

bttt

[Prof Engineer]

Tag line dedicated to my friend Don DiFranco, 9/11/01 WTC Tower 1 arasina, 8/29

Perhaps this should have been the first on list.

[Prof Engineer]

Your tagline is being held above without bail.

ROFLOL.

[jigsaw]

Perhaps this should have been the first on list.

I was very touched by that tagline, but I try to keep the taglines in basic chronological order.

[SAMWolf]

Congrats on making the list!

[netmilsmom]

I would just like to thank Catspaw for lending me my second tagline and Netmilsdad for messing with my computer AGAIN so I hit the Post button twice for my first.

Thanks Jigsaw, I am pleased and proud. xxxooo

[Maigrey]

You should use some of the list you posted yesterday as a tagline. They are awesome. (not bad, kid!)

[snopercod]

Thanks for the ping. There are some really cool people here.

Let's take a brief moment to thank our host for bringing us all together.

[thackney]

HEY! I made the list!

this is a good thing, right?

[snopercod]

My neighbor is a life-long RAT from NJ. He told me that he used to volunteer as an election worker. He and his buddies would talk the Republican poll-worker into going out and bringing them some coffee, and then they would stuff the hell out of the ballot box while he was gone.

He is still proud of what he did.

[SierraWasp]

Hey! Where ya been with this? I guess I wasn't on it, er somethin and I missed it!!!

How much wood, woulda jigsaw jig, if a jigsaw could saw wood? Or maybe you make puzzles, or patterns, or maybe you have a cousin named router... what???

I got some cousins called mud dobbers!!! I'm a paper wasp, myself!!! Besides, I don't use Lady Clairol on my tagline(s)!!!

[trussell]

Place marker.

[CholeraJoe]

Thanks! My new tagline IS running for Governor of California