[Lazamataz]

It is my experience that conservatives are MUCH more kinky than liberals. It's easier to get libs in bed, but once WE are there, it's Nellie-Hold-The-Door WHOO HOOO arf arf arf AROOOOO boing boing boing bouncybouncybouncybouncybouncybouncy HE llo yip yip yip yip AOOOOOOOGAH AOOOOOOOOGAH squeakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueaky

[honeygrl]

OMG you are killing me! So is that where you were all day yesterday?

Oh and don't forget "baaa baaa baaa"

[Argh]

squeakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueakysqueaky

You wouldn't have this problem if you dated something younger than Whyisa, someone young enough that her joints don't creak.