[xsmommy]

harrumph, you and xshub looking to undermine my compliment from the lawn guy! he left me red and blue ribbons, red to remove and blue to prune. i said i am not messing with that, i trust you to make it look good. he doesn't want me to be mad at him, i said i am not going to get horked off over pruning and weeding! he isn't going to be doing it, mind you. his illegals will do the work.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Well how long would he be working for you if he said? "Lady those flowers look like a trash pile. I do like the way you use dead plants for texture. It's very artistic but don't you worry about fire?"