[Elisha]

A friend of mine wrote this, and showed it to me. I thought it was kind of funny. He said I could post it here, for the critisism that I assured him he would get.

[SAMWolf]

That's almost too close to the truth to be satire.

Bump

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Anti Destruction of Far Left Wing Propaganda Machine Act of 1992

Tell your friend I thought this was a riot! Good work.......

[Soaring Feather]

This is a good read. bump

[SAMWolf]

bump

[lodwick]

Outstanding - thanks for bringing it.

Cheers all.

[William Wallace]

Very well done.

I'm sure you and most FReepers know, but a few may have missed the recent "study" by two UCLA researchers (oxymoron). The study lumped together such prominent conservatives as Hitler and Stalin with Ronald Reagan and concluded that conservatism was a form of mental illness.

Judging from the excerpts I read, I wondered if the UCLA study might have been the product of a separate study involving word processors and chimpanzees.

[rootntootn]

A great read. May not be too long before it's not fiction though. Supposedly Hitlery's creatures are gathering soon to decide on which conspriracy model to pursue.

After all they miscalculated in Florida in 2000 and didn't manufacture quite enough votes. They won't miscaculate next time.

[Rhyminsimon]

My Dear Mr Freedman
It is my sadness and woe
That your story stinks
I must let you know.

Dont give up the day job
And sit there and write
In the morning, afternoon
No, not even at night.

You may be a craftsman
At some other art or trade
Your writing is weak,
And better not displayed

Save the bandwidth for
The issues and the posts
That most of us agree are
Ones that matter the most

Take your little story
With you out the door
And please let us hear
From your pen no more