[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[xsmommy]

you decided to show bright and early i see, teach!

[TheGrimReaper]

Even toward such a pathetic sight as this, I have become apathetic.

[B!tch]

[Gabz]

Better late than never, I guess.

I actually got lost on my way home from taking Jax this morning.

[maxwell]

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend has a huge penis.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few weeks later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, " I did what you said but my penis has actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, butter is expensive, so I've been using Crisco."

Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "No wonder, YOU FOOL, Crisco's a shortening!"