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10 things not to say to a nekkid man (Humor for the ladies)

Posted on 08/19/2003 8:28:40 AM PDT by cjshapi

1. Ahhhh, it's cute.

2. You know they have surgery to fix that.

3. Wow, and your feet are so big.

4. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

5. How sweet, you brought incense.

6. This explains your car.

7. What is that?

8. But it still works, right?

9. It looks so unused.

10. Are you cold?


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Not sure if any of the ladies have anything to add to the list.
1 posted on 08/19/2003 8:28:41 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: cjshapi
Why do you post unfunny yawns like this?
2 posted on 08/19/2003 8:30:51 AM PDT by tallhappy
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To: cjshapi
Not sure if any of the ladies have anything to add to the list.

I'm sure they do. The question is, do we really want to hear them? LOL.

3 posted on 08/19/2003 8:32:06 AM PDT by Prof Engineer (HHD: Middle Earth First, We'll Electrify the Rest Later)
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To: cjshapi
Wheres the list about women?
4 posted on 08/19/2003 8:33:47 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: Phantom Lord
The same list can apply...
5 posted on 08/19/2003 8:35:27 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: Phantom Lord
I thought there was one of those posted last week, hence my list. On the other hand it could be my senility kicking in.
6 posted on 08/19/2003 8:35:44 AM PDT by cjshapi
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