Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 7

[null and void]

What's Warren Buffet doing in CA?

Could it be he's stuck with a whole bunch of CA Bonds?

Bershire Hathaway does't want to disclose it's holding in soon-to-be CA junk bonds.

The Courts just rulled that they have to...

[Sundog]

Morning Westy,

That is a pretty sunrise. Saw a dandy this morning, was up early taking a neighbor lady to a 5:00 AM surgery appointment. Took my sweetheart out to bagels after.

[Sundog]

Morning Loddy,

Did I see that right, you were finishing up your unemployment check entitlement? I was there, got a job as a janitor and starting taking classes at a trade school when that died.

As to the ship (of state) going down, yes, it seems the orchestra has quit playing on the Titanic. Many people want the music to start up again.

[Darksheare]

I got called all of that just by saying that France needs to be stomped next due to their supplying Iraq with weapons even AFTER we began our liberation efforts.
(Ironic the anti-French bigot remark due to the fact that I am of French descent in part..)

Don't worry, you'll eventually catch up if you hang around me too long!

[lodwick]

Luckily, I've never collected any unemployment since I've been self-employed most all my life. (That, and who would want to hire me?)

[Mo1]

Don't worry, you'll eventually catch up if you hang around me too long!

So there is still hope for me??

[Mo1]

Could it be he's stuck with a whole bunch of CA Bonds?

That would make sense

[.38sw]

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer.

Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"

[lodwick]

janet's got competition

[Darksheare]

Yup!

[sweetliberty]

"How are you thing morning?"

Okay. Still bummed though. Of course, on top of everything else, my church is going to hell in a handbasket (another casuality of the war against God, country and human decency), so I've been out of sorts about that for awhile. How anybody makes it through this life without faith in God is beyond me.

[Darksheare]

If Babs and Eleanor Clift had nosejobs.. it'd be considered a hysterectomy.

[sweetliberty]

On a lighter note, y'all gotta see this:

HOLY VISION IN TOILET SAVES GAL FROM SUICIDE

[Darksheare]

Post 37 fit anyone's response?

[Windshark]

You're back!

for more dating advice, no doubt.....

[Windshark]

Answer:

Madeleine Allbright's tag team partner at GLOW!

Very funny joke...thanks.

[Windshark]

Share being down amonst friends....but never give up! It's not over yet.

[Windshark]

:-(

Hang in there Val.

[Windshark]

It was intentional, in deference to your seniority here....

After all, even sharks have a conscience......sometimes. Heheheh.....

[Windshark]

Cheer up.....we need the old Libby lightheart.....they win if you get so down.

The good thing about bad days is tomorrow.....