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this has nothing to do with anything lewd, but we did laugh ourselves senseless. Friday PM we went to Mass (Feast of the Assumption) and didn't get out til almost 9 pm. Because we had Father Fred, who is incense obsessed and chooses the long form of every prayer, but anyway, i was walking behind the rest of the fam, saw xshub unlock the Sequoia, and get in and the kids were getting in and i saw someone hopping into the front passenger seat, and i am thinking i wonder who the hell is getting into my seat. i glanced at the license plate and was sure it was the right vehicle. Xsboy and the girls sort came running back to me, and we saw a woman getting out of the front seat of the SUV. i said to her, i was wondering who was in my seat! the kids almost peed themselves laughing, but i can honestly see ME doing the same thing she did, so i wasn't all that harsh on her! of course she was humiliated as she was sitting there and glanced across at the very surprised xshub who said HELLO? lol!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

The first week after we had gotten my van I made a similar mistake and got into the one parked next to me and couldn't figure out why the ignition key wouldn't work.

The owner of the liquor store I was parked in front came out and asked me why I was in his van. Mine was parked right next to his and they were the same color.

Fortunately he knew me and so it became a joke rather than a potentially LEO situation.

Oh, that's funny! I can't imagine how embarrassed she must have been.

The first time hubby served as an altar boy, he was sitting right next to the boy swinging the censer. He started getting dizzy from the smell of the incense, and toppled off the pew onto the floor. He said that was bad enough, but the worst part was when his mother ran screaming up to the altar and grabbed him up off the floor.