To: RikaStrom
I watched a drunk eating a salad one night. He complained that the lettuce was too chewy and complained to the waitess. He pulled a piece of the offending lettuce out of his mouth and waving it said, see. The waitress said sir that isn't lettuce it's money and it appears that it's attenuate.
22 posted on
08/12/2003 5:29:57 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(If they make a John Kerry bobble head doll, they will need to make the head smaller.)
To: Flurry
LOL!
To: Flurry
Oh, geez. A ten you ate?
44 posted on
08/12/2003 5:52:21 AM PDT by
Slip18
To: Flurry
Good thing he didn't order a Waldorf salad. That contains walnuts, apples and $50's
157 posted on
08/12/2003 7:56:54 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
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