[Conspiracy Guy]

We have a poutrygoose that drinks all our beer and gives us headaches. The poultrygoose also makes our dog bark to go outside to pee or poop. It's really freaky.

[Texan5]

I have it on good authority, sir that poultrygooses only drink Irish Whiskey, not beer. And they never tell dogs what to do. It must be a different hant you have...