In the spirit of his replies, if you'll now excuse me, I'm preparing some briefs for the Supreme Court. I don't know WHY these guys can't buy their own underwear. Did anyone ever ask them if they prefer boxers? And what about Sandy and Ruth?? Don't even want to get into the whole 'thong v. granny panties' debate.
While I'm at it, I must find a way to renounce my Social Security Number, and defend a relative who couldn't stop at a rest area because she was on her way to meet forensic toxicologists whose testimony was key in her allegations that the roadside vegetable stand sold her kohlrabi instead of cabbage.
This relative decided to self catheterize instead of using the normal rest facilities due to time constraints mentioned above and in the Canon of Waters, 1620. She was arrested by the Highway Patrol who said she was "whizzing through a 55 mph zone"...