[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[tophat9000]

Reminds me of an old National Lampoon radio hour bit

A game show called 'Catch It And You Keep It"

[Drew68]

"I've done it before from the eighth floor. No one's going to get hurt."

I used to work on the eighth floor of a 10-story office building. There was a trash dumpster directly below the balcony where we would take our smoke breaks. Every sunday was trash day and the big bag of garbage would have to be taken down to the dumpster below via elevator.

I stumbled upon an idea...

Nailing the dumpster with a bag full of trash from eight floors is a lot harder than it looks but after some practice, I had it down perfectly.

The few times I missed, I would dutifully go down and clean every last scrap. Oh, and there was no entrance and no conceivable way anyone could have been hurt.

[kitkat]

Women just don't have any sense today! Jeans and a GRAY T-SHIRT. YUCK! Now, if she had been wearing something complementary to the couch, I might cut her some slack. But, as it is, ARREST HER.

[LibertyGirl77]

Sounds like college! There was always furniture flying around my college campus. Once, when I was studying, I saw a couch whiz by my window. It didn't even register until several seconds later. I also saw people throwing chairs from upper levels to the dumpsters below on multiple occasions. Once it was a television, and another time a clothes dryer, which seemed slightly less safe, but hey, you know, whatever. It was college.