Christian Slater's wife, Ryan Haddon, has spoken out about their now-fabled night with Ben Affleck at a Vancouver strip club. "Ben did not cheat," she says, referring to a National Enquirer report claiming he got cozy with a stripper. "Ben was listening to music, hanging out, talking to people, that's it."
Haddon tells Us Weekly that she and Slater met Affleck and actress Tara Reid [Please, Tara, look into AA] at Brandi's Exotic Nightclub in Vancouver on July 17, and that they later invited some of Brandi's girls to join them at the house Slater was renting. [I can't tell you how many times Mr. M and I have invited strippers into our home!]
Haddon stresses that Affleck, a recovering alcoholic, never touched a drop. Us also quotes a source saying Affleck took a urine test July 29, which came back clean of drugs and alcohol. (A rep for Slater and Haddon declined comment when asked about The Enquirer's claims.)
Meanwhile, Affleck's lawyers have another fire to put out, on the Internet. A certain Web site, which shall remain nameless, purports to feature video of the shirtless "Gigli" star pleasuring himself. "This is nothing but a porn site that's trafficking in a clearly fabricated photo of my client," says Affleck's lawyer Martin Singer. "It's unfortunate that people wind up robbing people with fake photos. When we find the providers of these sites, 90% of the time they end up removing the pictures."
Whew! So much to digest (as long as you have a good supply of Pepto nearby).