[Liz]

Good idea........that'll shut 'em up.

[BOBTHENAILER]

What's your name and what does your dad do?
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>
>It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
>kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
>
>The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman
>
>The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
>
>Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease
>dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
>
>The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school
>yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true
>that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

>He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party,
but I was just too embarrassed to tell everyone."