[Semper Mark]

"Is Eaker an A$$?"

Yes, butt...

[TheOldLady]

Eaker is an a$$’s a$$? Leave it to him to be the epitome of a$$ness. One cannot become any a$$ier than that, surely. Not only that, Markos33 has depicted him as the king of a$$es’ a$$es. That will never be topped; it leaves a shining pinnacle for all posterity. A$$es all over the world are weeping in despair, for they will forever be a$$es or a$$es’ a$$es, but there will forevermore be only one King of All A$$es’ A$$es.

Gunner may argue with this a$$essment.