Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 17th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (17th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

I'm indifferent, but it's a crisp indifference.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 6/16

Support The Brave Iranians as they bring about a needed regime change!     Grampa Dave, 6/16

Semper Fi..Support FRee Republic..Become a Monthly Donor. PLZ! Only U can prevent FReepathons!     NormsRevenge, 6/16

Read Buddy's, (the labrador retriever), new book about the Clintons, "Living Hell".     Flurry, 6/16

President Bush is radical, in a positive sense. Clinton did f*&% all. ~Bob Geldof     cgk, 6/16

If I got smart with a Democrat. How could they tell?     Osage Orange, 6/16

I don't use the words "Democrat" and "Republican." I use the words "liberal" and "American."     CARDINALRULES, 6/16

When you play... you pay.     Only1choice____Freedom, 6/16

All the good taglines were taken.     arasina, 6/16

Pardon me, do you have any cheap yellow mustard?     visualops, 6/16

FReepin Awesome...     tubebender, 6/16

Proudly posting without reading the article since 1999!     Lazamataz, 6/16

Bigamy: One husband too many. Monogamy: Same thing.     Sunshine55, 6/17

Let us go among them. ~Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, "The Searchers"     metesky, 6/18

Has anyone seen my tagline? It's around here somewhere...     dixiechick2000, 6/22

Even if you were drenched in rain, your looks would never cause me pain.     w_over_w, 6/22

A liberal mind is a great thing to waste.     zip, 6/22

BEHOLD! The Power of Cheese!!!     CounterCounterCulture, 6/22

Cosmo is never in a happy home.     Lawgvr1955, 6/22

What Tanline?? The sun hasn't shone in weeks. Oh TAAAGLINE,,,neeeever mind!     Neets, 6/23

Without tribal loyalty Hillary and Mugabe would be toast.     blackdog, 6/23

Rule #3 of FIght Club: Never pen a 'tell all' book about Fight Club.     The G Man, 6/24

In search of the perfect tagline.     ctlpdad, 6/24

Forgive and you shall be forgiven.     Paul_B, 6/24

Veni Vidi Velcro (I came, I saw, I stuck around :)     Ready4Freddy, 6/24

There's room for all God's creatures- right next to the taters.     WackySam, 6/24

Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way? What's the matter with kids today?     gitmo, 6/24

It's easier to build a child than repair an adult.     visualops, 6/24

Hey you kids, get off my lawn!     Jhoffa_, 6/24

I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up.     wimpycat, 6/23

The Supremes have just voted 5-4 for affirmative action. How can I be cheered?     Paulus Invictus, 6/23

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?     KineticKitty, 6/23

Marge! Prepare the emergency ham!     CounterCounterCulture, 6/23

As long as Cuba is Communist it will remain "Key Extra Largo" on my map.     NewRomeTacitus, 6/22

I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally.     Cathryn Crawford, 6/24

Who is number 6? You are number 1.     HitmanNY, 6/25

Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1.     SevenDaysInMay, 6/25

The "Religion of Peace" says it's OK to kill your daughter if you think she's behaved shamefully.     prairiebreeze, 6/25

Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity.     Scothia, 6/25

Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence.     rs79bm, 6/25

Aim small, miss small.     SC Swamp Fox, 6/25

Just spreadin' the luv - can you FEEL it?     Libloather, 6/25

Do these jeans make my tag look big?     Deb, 6/25

A 'moderate' Arab is one who carries a grudge for less than 8 generations.     Lurker, 6/25

Listen much, talk little, learn greatly.     apackof2, 6/25

From the State Looking Forward to Global Warming! Let's Drown France!     Paul Ross, 6/26

Have you hugged your Muttly of Mass Destruction today?...     PoorMuttly, 6/26

Personal checks accepted.     putupon, 6/26

If I'm not back by dawn -- call the president.     scott7278, 6/26

Tag line produced using 100% post-consumer recycled, dropped ethernet packets.     Keith in Iowa, 6/26

Sometimes I'm an audacious bloke.     jwh_Denver, 6/26

Hillary VIP = Vicious Insufferable Phony.     YaYa123, 6/26

DIVERSITY IS BEST SERVED EARNED.     wardaddy, 6/26

Educate....not Denigrate !     justshe, 6/26

Mmmm....FOOTBALL.     SC_Republican, 6/26

Ann Coulter for Minister of DE-Propaganda.     PoorMuttly, 6/26

Negotiate!! .............(((Blam!.)))........... "Now who else wants to negotiate?"     wirestripper, 6/26

TaxCuts are for TaxPayers.     capydick, 6/26

I'm not really blonde, it's just low blood sugar.     tutstar, 6/26

There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women. ~Margaret Thatcher     gcruse, 6/26

Experience will teach you that what we see in others is another way of looking at ourselves.     Tooters, 6/27

Matthew 21:22 - If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer. (NIV)     beachn4fun, 6/27

So just who recovers in a 'jobless' recovery?     ex-snook, 6/27

A person is a person, no matter how small. ~Dr. Seuss     admiralsn, 6/27

FR - roaches check in, but they don't check out....     Libertina, 6/27

Shock -- revelations (( designed universe )) ... AWE --- you haven't seen anything - yet.     f.Christian, 6/27

Small things occupy small minds. So, thats why dems can play with themselves for hours!!     trussell, 6/27

Yes, I took my meds. no, I won't turn that silly computer off.     glock rocks, 6/27

Vote Dimpublican in 2004: Socialism's kinder gentler party: "We will leave no wallet behind!"     DoughtyOne, 6/27

You can't ping a user that doesn't exist.     perfect stranger, 6/27

I don't know about being with "us", but I'm with the Constitution.     steve50, 6/28

Diversity and bipartisanship....the mantra of pathetic losers.     clintonh8r, 6/28

I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. ~Patrick Kennedy (D-RI)     dubyaismypresident, 6/28

As long as China is Communist I do not recognize it on my map where Greater Mongolia resides.     NewRomeTacitus, 6/28

It takes a village to raise a child...NOT. Obviously village idiots are good raising campaign funds.     NewRomeTacitus, 6/28

Get behind our Troops or get in front of them.     LindaSOG, 6/28

First Aid to libs? Coulterize the wound.     rabidralph, 6/28

I had a dream...until Hollywood sued me for copyright infringement.     NewRomeTacitus, 6/28

Studies have been found to be a leading cause of statistics.     uglybiker, 6/28

'scuse me while i tune my tag line...     Liberty Valance, 6/28

No, I didn't check to see if this was already posted...     KansasCanadian, 6/29

R.........6th generation Californiano.     WSGilcrest, 7/12

My other tagline is a Porsche.     Sir Gawain, 7/12

Tagline closed due to heath reasons.     oceanperch, 7/12

Successfully surviving on a single digit income without gub'mint assistance.     Focault's Pendulum, 7/12

Rats and Presstitutes lie--they have to in order to survive.....     eureka!, 7/12

Life sucks. Get a helmet.     BADROTOFINGER, 7/12

The Preview button is for wimps!     Tijeras_Slim, 7/12

Too thin, Rooster, too thin. ~Lucky Ned Pepper     RJCogburn, 7/12

Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic.     doug from upland, 7/12

Liberals - Their neural synapses are corroded.     isthisnickcool, 7/12

Sorry, fresh out of new tag lines. Check again tomorrow - we're expecting a new shipment.     Moonmad27, 7/13

Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....     Zavien Doombringer, 7/15

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.     admiralsn, 7/15

FreeRepublic=Cootie Shot against liberalism.     soozla, 7/16

Warpaint at the Ready!     OldFriend, 7/16

These pretzels are making me thirsty.     MrConfettiMan, 7/16

F*** Mumia, free Trafficant.     Chancellor Palpatine, 7/16

Why do bars have parking lots...... when it's illegal to drink & drive?     Johnny Gage, 7/15

What ever happened to the Chainsaw Juggler?     Chad Fairbanks, 7/16

This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 7/16

Make South Korea an island.     StriperSniper, 7/16

(R) Michigan, Oppressed by the Granholm Dictatorship     deathscythex, 7/16

Ask nothing of me but time... I may lose a man but I will never lose a moment. ~Napoleon.     grapeape, 7/16

On a hot day don't kick a cow chip...... only democrat enablers..     deport, 7/16

White Devils for Sharpton. We're baaaaad. We're Nationwide.     CholeraJoe, 7/16

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.     HitmanNY, 7/16

The income tax is the monetary equivalent of gun control.     ovrtaxt, 7/17

Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud, hatch out!     the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 7/17

Legislation Without Representation is Tyranny.     Noachian, 7/17

Freerepublic.net...where it's always a happening....     Bob J, 7/17

User name for sale - no longer needed.     concentric circles, 7/18

The Constitution is a roadmap to liberty. Let's start following it again.     libertylover, 7/19

Penumbras. Emanations. Fatuities.     185JHP, 7/19

Giving Cathryn Crawford The Bird Since 2003.     Chad Fairbanks, 7/19

It's a literary fact that the number of words wriiten will grow exponentially to fill the space avai     Arkie2, 7/19

They say 'You are what you eat'. In that case, I'm fast, cheap, and easy...     saluki_in_ohio, 7/20

RATS: We're sorry Saddam.     Mike Darancette, 7/20

I was going to write a book titled "100 Uses for a DemocRAT" but I couldn't think of any.     TheBattman, 7/20

We are not this story's author, who fills time and eternity with his purpose. ~George W. Bush     Hobsonphile, 7/21

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and full of danger.     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 7/22

I am a partisan. Part right and the other part right.     b4its2late, 7/22

THIS TAGLINE IS OFFICIALLY A KOBE-FREE ZONE!     Constitution Day, 7/22

There's a WAR on in California....at least 5 people are killed everyday on average....hey..MEDIA.     goodnesswins, 7/22

Lead me not into tempation....I can find it by myself....     Judith Anne, 7/22

There may be bad Republicans, but there are no good Democrats.     The G Man, 7/23

Hippies. They want to save the earth, but all they do is smoke dope and smell bad.     CFC__VRWC, 7/23

Don't sweat the petty things...don't pet the sweaty things.     SquirrelKing, 7/23

A faith in Justice, none in "fairness"     Carry_Okie, 7/23

Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself.     L.N. Smithee, 7/23

Transformers look just as good by morning light as they did the night before.     ChemistCat, 7/23

I AM that guy from Pawtucket.     nevergiveup, 7/23

Ann coulter NEEDS to have kids ASAP....her gene pool has to be passed on.....any volunteers?     ken5050, 7/24

Every politician should live next door to a pimp, so he can have someone to look up to.     Alouette, 7/24

Never take sleeping pills and laxative on the same night.     Iowa Granny, 7/24

I just sold Canada on E Bay..Pay Pal is giving me a hard time with the credit card transaction.     Focault's Pendulum, 7/24

Real campaign finance reform = Repealing the 17th amendment.     Thoro, 7/24

Sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion!     Dimensio, 7/24

My other tag line is hilarious.     tscislaw, 7/24

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just. ~Thomas Jefferson     Marauder, 7/24

God Bless the 101st, stay safe, stay alert and watch your backs.     boxerblues, 7/25

Uday and Qusay are deady. Ixnay on the gloatay.     rintense, 7/25

Play Presidential Survivor on my blog- http://williammckinley.blogspot.com     William McKinley, 7/25

Conservatives, be CONFIDENT! [My new fightin' words!] WE WILL PREVAIL!     arasina, 7/25

Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable... ~G. Orwell     Steely Glint, 7/25

....I kind of miss Tanya Harding.....*sigh*......life was so simple then..     EggsAckley, 7/25

Bumper sticker: "Keep honking -- I'm reloading"     JohnnyZ, 7/25

If everything you experienced, believed, lived was a lie, would you want to know the truth?     Only1choice____Freedom, 7/25

Jealousy-The theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.     Lee Heggy, 7/25

Objects in post may more clever than they first appear.     thoughtomator, 7/25

Ignorance can be fixed, but stupid is forever.     Chancellor Palpatine, 7/25

Dems inhabit a parallel universe.     OldFriend, 7/26

Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His word ...     Pegita, 7/24

Conservative babes with guns are so hot!     Euro-American Scum, 7/24

fREE rEPUBLIC iS nOT aDDICTIVE, fREE rEPUBLIC iS nOT aDDICTIVE, fREE rEPUBLIC iS nOT aDDICTIVE, fREE     Brad's Gramma, 7/24

Hillary!'s book is reputation-cleansing prep work for a run for higher office; FReep her everywhere!     tgslTakoma, 7/24

Will work for W.     Trust but Verify, 7/26

People hear and do not listen, see and do not observe, speak without thought, post and not edit.     King Prout, 7/26

The Liza Minnelli divorce is breaking my heart. Who gets custody of the plastic surgeon?     Hillary's Lovely Legs, 7/26

I am pro-choice...the moment the baby has a choice.     sine_nomine, 7/26

I won't FReep at work, I won't FReep at work, I won't FReep at work, I won't FReep at work.     Prof Engineer, 7/26

America will not exist in 25 years.     searchandrecovery, 7/26

I'll vote Conservative till I die....Democrat s oon after.     Bogey78O, 7/26

66% of Iraqs trash has been taken out, A Great Day.     ThreePuttinDude, 7/26

The liberal's reward is self disgust.     IncPen, 7/26

@Rudyard Kipling had GWB in mind when he wrote the poem "If".com     YaYa123, 7/26

Threaten me? That's life. Threaten my loved ones? That's death.     Jay D. Dyson, 7/26

Right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of rat-bashing.     Arthur Wildfire! March, 7/26

The everyday blessings of God are great--they just don't make "good copy."     conservatism_IS_compassion, 7/26

Peace is the prerogative of the victorious, not the vanquished. ~Churchill     Tamsey, 7/26

May God bless our coaltion troops and their families.     prairiebreeze, 7/26

[Noachian]

Only five words but they say a lot.

[Paul Ross]

Cheers! Back at you!

[Paul Ross]

Any successes hunting 'twolls'?

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Thank you, jig!!!!!!! [SQUEAL!]

[dixiechick2000]

Awwww, shucks...

You made me **blush**.

Thank you very much!

[KineticKitty]

Why Howdy, And thanks for noticing.

[Johnny Gage]

I made the big time.. LOL

[Hobsonphile]

Good. Now I can change it.

LOL! That was my response as well. :P Now I am off to find a new quote...

[Thoro]

Thy tagline is above.

Cool beans.

No, wait, now I feel pressured to come up with something new!

[eureka!]

Well done. So many clever people at this place (not counting self). Fun stuff...

[Libertina]

BUMP LOL Thanks jigsaw! These taglines are so fun - appreciate your work in putting them in one location!

[jwh_Denver]

Why didn't mine get top billing?

[capydick]

Third Time making the honor roll!!! Thanks much, will update after painstaking research discovers something worthy of Free Republic.

[ThreePuttinDude]

jigsaw:

Thanks amigo

[cmsgop]

Good for you,

[searchandrecovery]

(look down at award, look out at crowd)
(wipe one small tear from eye)
This is such a suprise. (lovingly caress award). Thank you, thank you very much. (short pause to gather thoughts) I would like to thank the following people, without whom this would not have been possible.

I would like to thank first and foremost Karl Marx, for without him we wouldn't have the Democratic Party to make fun of, in this once-great land of ours, the United States of America. (applause)(continue on with more stuff - tbd)(fade to black).

[L.N. Smithee]

Thanks.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Thy tagline is above.

Is this ping a Mormonesque view of heaven?

[thatdewd]

Most awesomely kewl...thanks!

[gitmo]

Thank Ye
Thank Ye
Thank Ye!