[John W]

A couple items to consider.

First,I love milk.You can't savor it by chugging.

Second,and,most important--MADWIFE=NOSEX.

[Knute]

My wife would get SO mad when I did this. Almost became grounds for marital breakup. Finally accepted the only compromise she would accept. I can drink from the bottle if & only if I am going to finish it off.
Nothing like a 24oz mid-summer afternoon chug!