I just checked the back of my neck and I don't yet have a tiny plant growing from it. Sorry, I don't think I can get into all that Hobbit stuff...until I get my body/mind snatched.
Apparantly you didn't bother to read post 21.
I know 2 divisions in the US military who are glad of those of us in the Hobbit Hole - er got our minds snatched. They think enough of us to show their appreciation by personal recognition from Afghanistan.
But, you're not interested in supporting our nation's military in a personal way huh? You're lucky, according to the guys that's okay, they're fighting for your right to be that way.
Don't be silly! We're much saner and nicer than Larry and look how much you put up with from him! LOL!