Leaving aside my own dismal failures for a moment or several thousand, I would like to blame Presidents Franklin Delano Joe Stalin Roosevelt, James Earl Killer Wabbit Carter, and William Jefferson BJ Clinton and his co-president for their failures, than which it is difficult to imagine anything dismaller. Except those failures of Prime Ministers Pierre Bisexual London School of Economics Commie Trudeau and Jean F***ing Bastard Worthless Sack Of S**t Chretien. Thank you.
Please send me a freepmail if you can't figure out what the asterisks stand for, Miss Whyisa. I probably won't answer, but it'll be that much less time you spend up to something likely to bring civilization to a crashing halt.
How're you doin', Miss C?
Doing well, Cupcake. How are you this fine day?