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That was me. Chair leg didn't buckle until I went to get up and tried to slide it back on the rough concrete.

He said it was like watching the Titanic sink...

[Canadian Outrage]

ROFLMBO!! I just can't get that visual outta my mind. But then I am one of those whacky types that goes into hysterical laughing when people fall down. It's priceless in the winter here. Slip sliddin away, slip sliddin away!!