[lodwick]

Darkmildew?

Lurch?

Or something more moldy?

Darkshorts, perhaps?

Dang Darks. Give it up to us.

[Darksheare]

Darkmildew was a fellow artilleryman.
He was on my guncrew, and one of the few people to actually try to answer my sister's questions about the military in general, and the howitzer in specificity.
So he became an honorary 'Keller' and member of Clan Dark.
In his words, "DarkMildew, now with the unholy power to turn white kitchen grout black!"