[Soaring Feather]

A Sad Day

i am sad, so very sad
the tears run down my nose
it was a happy day until
the dog ate mother's toes

As far as this poem goes
about a dog eating mother's toes
it's okay I guess to suppose
the dog enjoyed mother's toes
and this is not a poem
goodness knows
next thing we may hear
is the dog is chewing on mother's nose
Now with having the dog gnawing
away at mother each and every day
soon enough there will not be
enough of mother for any to see
and with that I am going to let
poor mother be...

[Argh]

Very nice pome, Miss Feather! I hope you're well! Here's my feeble effort because I gotta get back to work:

Bill Clinton is a pervert
This everybody knows
At my poor old momma's wake
The dog ate mother's toes

Freemont H. Christ