[secret garden]

Did I miss Part I? I thought you might go Cheech and Chong on us with your essay - remember that? First day of my summer vacation, I woke up...

[Robert A Cook PE]

Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll, ya see, it goes like this.

Xsex accused me of shirking (shirting?) on my "What I Did During My Summer Vacation" paragraph that Teach assigned and gabz complained that I'm not a travel writer (must be a travel wronger, I guess), but since I read books from the middle to the end, then start again at the front read through to the end; I figgured I'd have to right the paragraph the same way I'd read the paragraph so I wouldn't get the two confused when I read it so I'd have to start the paragraph in the proper place in the middle and write the wrong the end after the next end was done.

After I finish the middle of course.

But since I'm not at the end yet because I've got a trip to Texas (Medina Lake, Schertz, San Antonio, and New Braunfels (?)) scheduled next weekend after a trip to Huntsville on business on Wednesday and Thursday, so I can't start the middle of the paragraph yet since the middle of the vacation trip hasn't started nor ended itself yet; so I'm in the middle of the end of the second part of the first half but not the second half of the end part yet but I haven't started the third part of the second half yet so I can't write about the first part of the first half my vacation yet which is done already because that woudl be wrong.

And confusing.

See?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll, ya see, it goes like this.

Xsex accused me of shirking (shirting?) on my "What I Did During My Summer Vacation" paragraph that Teach assigned and gabz complained that I'm not a travel writer (must be a travel wronger, I guess), but since I read books from the middle to the end, then start again at the front read through to the end; I figgured I'd have to right the paragraph the same way I'd read the paragraph so I wouldn't get the two confused when I read it so I'd have to start the paragraph in the proper place in the middle and write the wrong the end after the next end was done.

After I finish the middle of course.

But since I'm not at the end yet because I've got a trip to Texas (Medina Lake, Schertz, San Antonio, and New Braunfels (?)) scheduled next weekend after a trip to Huntsville on business on Wednesday and Thursday, so I can't start the middle of the paragraph yet since the middle of the vacation trip hasn't started nor ended itself yet; so I'm in the middle of the end of the second part of the first half but not the second half of the end part yet but I haven't started the third part of the second half yet so I can't write about the first part of the first half my vacation yet which is done already because that woudl be wrong.

And confusing.

See?