[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple, you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book, and the whip and chair.

Let's get this show on the road. Here is my example of the WFTD.

A South Carolina woman accused of putting a disinterred skeleton in her car and setting the vehicle on fire in an attempt to stage her own death has been arrested in Florida. (snip)
Last October, a passer-by discovered a female skeleton in Grice's 1998 smoke-filled Ford Contour, which was abandoned near a wooded area of Marion County. But the flames had gone out because the doors were closed and the windows were rolled up, so the fire ran out of oxygen.

LOL, talk about stupid criminal tricks. Although the digging up of that poor body was bad enough; burning it in your car is even worse, but the absolute kicker to this, is that the woman didn't even know enough to let oxygen in to feed the fire. I'm sure that if she had proper sagacity she would have left the windows down, but then if, she was properly sagacious, she wouldn't have dug up that poor body to begin with. Criminals offend me: stupid criminals offend me even more. This one will be reaping her rewards. Just not the ones she was thinking about, I'm sure.

Woman Digs Skeleton Up, Burns It To Fake Death

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[Conspiracy Guy]

Flurry was born in Saga City, Alabama. It is just outside Huntsville. Most residents of Saga City are mayonaise ranchers. Flurry's parents were mayonaise ranchers and he was very unhappy. His sagaciousness prompted him to leave his ancestrial home and the family business to start a lightbulb and fuse repair shop. Flurry now lives in a cardboard box under the overpass.

[xsmommy]

It doesn't take a tremendous amount of sagacity to realize that the French were complicit in screwing us over on the Niger uranium intel.

[xsmommy]

The sagacious drive gas guzzling behemoths...

[NeoCaveman]

The story of her saga
may book tour to your city
LIES FOR HISTORY stretches credulity
and shows a villian with no sagacity.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Random musings

Will the wise voters from CA say “Git” away to ole Gray
And with sagacity send him on his way?

Is going multiple times to ”CATS” gay? I think that it may
Not be DC or AC—It’s gay! (To act gay is to be gay.)

Hillary’s bust—a sag city, not pretty (even trussed) not lusty
Mood killer. Men sag at icy stares from Old Krusty.

[doubled]

Julian Bond sounds sagacious
Dissing Pubs to start a fracas
The fact that he's wrong
Won't be in the song
He'd rather sound so salacious.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

New York is widely regarded as the media center of the liberal's known universe; but as the inaccuracy and acute bias of the liberal press corpse shows, it is actually a saggingcity of deceit and dispair and disrepair.

[Argh]

Here, I'll give Miss Whyisa a thrill and stage my own death.

GAAAACKK!!

[Argh]

Shlomo Birnbaum was crossing the street in Miami when he was hit by a
bus and knocked unconscious.

A Catholic Priest arrived about the same time the
paramedics got there. Not knowing his religion, the Priest administered
the last rites.

Shlomo started to flutter his eyes and soon he was fully awake.

The Priest told him about the last rites. Shlomo said, "Well, I am
Jewish but what you did couldn't hurt."

He couldn't wait to get home to tell his family about
his experience.

When he got there he said to his wife, "Sadie, you won't believe what
happened to your husband today."

She said, "I don't have time. I am late for a Hadassah meeting. Your
T.V. dinner is in the oven. See you later."

Shlomo then went to his daughter's room and said, "Darling, you should
hear what happened to your Father today."

She said, "Daddy, I am on the phone with a friend planning a wedding
shower. Please close the door."

Shlomo then went to look for his son. "Son, let me tell you what
happened today."

The son said, "Dad, I am late for a date. I need the car and $100."

So Shlomo went into the other room, shook his head and thought, "Here I
am, a gentile for only two hours and already I hate three Jews."

[Argh]

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a
big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices ... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with him.

Though he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered. Now he was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down that grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge for a few
moments, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it, Frank; you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

[white rose]

I am not sagacious enough to know if the information included in this article is true, but it's an extremely interesting tale that deserves more attention than it seems to be getting.

Oh, and is anyone in the mood for a little light music?

[theDentist]

In a stunning display of sagacity, the German military practiced marching and driving equipment through Paris and beneath the Champs d'Elysse (literal translation "Cowardice Champions") in rehearsal for the day when American troops leave those European nations. On the same day, the French politicians painted yellow streaks on their backs, whined, and practiced throwing unloaded weapons to the ground.

[1smallVoice]

Sagacity was not apparent in the Clinton White House because his in-action lead directly to the 9-11 attacks; however, sagacity was very apparant when he let his people turn the impeachment into an investigation of Monica when it was really much much more.