Duo knots genitals into that good night

Philadelphia Inquirer ^ | 7/10/2003 | Howard Shapiro

[Paul Atreides]

or a boomerang

Bubba can do that one.

[basil]

We have gone truly mad.

[Frank_Discussion]

Now I'm really bent out of shape!

[Paul Atreides]

or the Eiffel Tower

It's easy to do one of Jacques Chiraq: just let it hang there and be what it is, a flaccid d*ck.

[utahagen]

I'm with you, Basil. I live in L.A., where this "Puppetry of the Penis" show has been running for a while and every time I see the marquee, I think, "The Apocalyptic Age has begun".

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[ArrogantBustard]

"We" have been mad for a long time. Google up "Josef Pujol", or "Le Petomane"...

[Doomonyou]

NO pictures, please.

[So Cal Rocket]

Interesting phrases this author has chosen for this article:

popping up on main stages
are handling the Philadelphia version
must render flaccid performances
Lewry pulls off his installations
the installations are flashed large

[Zavien Doombringer]

You forgot this one;

"To anticipate a question that will arise"

[Zavien Doombringer]

Oooo, and this one too;

"who has a little Don Rickles in her"

[spokeshave]

So what happens if one of the members becomes "un-flaccid"....enquiring minds wish to know ....

And is the resulting catastrophie covered by workers comp insurance as "on the job" damage....?

[Rebelbase]

A good opening act for these guys would be the Shower Rangers.

[Zavien Doombringer]

This one as well...

"the installations are flashed large"

[Wolfie]

Don't forget the modern day performer, Mr Methane

[SquirrelKing]

Maybe this guy can teach them something. Ouch.

[MHGinTN]

Is this what 'civilization' conjures as the struggle to make ends meet gives way to plenty and more leisure time?... Does sex creep into the most important position, while caring for the life conceived in casual sex is tossed out the window in favor of the 'immediate fix'? ... And the homo-apologists instruct us that sexual freedom (read sexual license) is to be the defining characteristic of our age, that degenerates may count on the SCOTUS to affirm the degenerates' desire to define themslves by their chosen sexual proclivities.

When a society allows degenerates to define what the limits of that society's taboos will be, that society is about to join the trash heap of histories failed experiments. ... And before some homo-apologist throws a childish fit, degeneracy includes rampant adultery and pedophilia and incest and substance abuse; degeneracy is not just a homosexual problem, but giving tacit approval for degenerate homosexuals to define their ilk as a protected minority leads to so much greater social corrosion than we Americans choose to acknowledge.

This stage production is but added proof that our society has already gone past the turnaround point in embracing degeneracy. Can you imagine the vacuous nature of the people who pay to see this 'production'? ... I'm old enough to remember when 'Hair' was the enlightened stage production. Oh yeah, we've grown so much more mature over the intervening decades! (/sarcastic irony)

[EggsAckley]

popping up on main stages around the world,

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[nothingnew]

Now I'm really bent out of shape!

BWAHAHAHA!!!...ahhh crap! Gotta clean my board and monitor again!

FMCDH