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Word For The Day, Thursday, July 10, 2003
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Posted on 07/10/2003 5:01:51 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: gas_dr
It is horrifying!
541
posted on
07/10/2003 12:16:40 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Laura Earl
Talk about the age old question "have you stopped beating your wife yet?" Sheesh -- the is NO observable bias in the asking of this question, is there?
542
posted on
07/10/2003 12:26:45 PM PDT
by
gas_dr
(Trial lawyers are Endangering Every Patient in America)
To: gas_dr
absolutely not!
543
posted on
07/10/2003 12:28:18 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: All
544
posted on
07/10/2003 12:35:26 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: gas_dr
I'm senseless all the time.
545
posted on
07/10/2003 12:36:38 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: honeygrl
But the dog will never ask for a car or go to college.
546
posted on
07/10/2003 12:37:19 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: gas_dr
You've got freepmail. Or at least, you should have.
547
posted on
07/10/2003 12:38:16 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Flurry; honeygrl
And a dog will never get some girl pregnant so she thinks she needs to get an abortion and vote Democrat the rest of her life...
Babbling before I get back to work...
548
posted on
07/10/2003 12:40:12 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Or want to get its nose pierced because all the other dogs are doing it.
549
posted on
07/10/2003 12:50:31 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: Flurry
Oh the weather outside is frightful!
550
posted on
07/10/2003 12:50:59 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Flurry
And it won't need a specific type of swimsuit for youth camp. Doggies can swim nekkid!
551
posted on
07/10/2003 12:52:12 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Laura Earl
Nasty, black, and loud.
552
posted on
07/10/2003 12:52:28 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: Argh
"And a dog will never get some girl pregnant so she thinks she needs to get an abortion and vote Democrat the rest of her life..."
I hoping the kid won't do that either..
To: Flurry
That describes Je$$e Jackson as well.
554
posted on
07/10/2003 12:53:14 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Laura Earl
And they don't care if you've been gone 10 minutes or 10 days they are happy to see you.
555
posted on
07/10/2003 12:53:45 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: Laura Earl
I know.
556
posted on
07/10/2003 12:54:12 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
To: Flurry
They can't tell the dif. Yesterday I was home with Lu all day. Was gone maybe 20 minutes when I ran to the grocery. She went nuts when I got home. She'll do the same today when I get home after 11 hours.
557
posted on
07/10/2003 12:55:03 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Flurry
Hey, just finished my top 10....how could I have missed Clint Eastwood?
558
posted on
07/10/2003 12:58:08 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
To: Flurry
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, " Because he's such a complete liar."
To: Flurry
560
posted on
07/10/2003 1:07:38 PM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(A bad day at the beach is better than the best day at work.)
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