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1 posted on
06/30/2003 9:04:03 AM PDT by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Prrrr. Prrrr. Prrrr. Prrrr. Ping....
2 posted on
06/30/2003 9:04:38 AM PDT by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
To: PetroniDE
"Oh, the cat bites, with its teeth dear, and he keeps them....pearly white..."
3 posted on
06/30/2003 9:19:46 AM PDT by
My2Cents
("Well....there you go again.")
To: PetroniDE
"Thank you, Thank you. Now for a little number I call Ode to a Furball."
To: PetroniDE
Goodness
Gracious
Furballs of fire!
To: PetroniDE
I don't bother chasing mice around, oh-no
I slink down the alley, lookin for a fight
Howlin' to the moonlight on a summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
Wild stray cat you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
8 posted on
06/30/2003 9:32:12 AM PDT by
fnord
( Hyprocisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue)
To: PetroniDE
Whaddaya mean, the water resort's closed?
9 posted on
06/30/2003 9:35:42 AM PDT by
petuniasevan
(I love my cats. My cats tolerate me.)
To: PetroniDE
I don't know why but Ethel Merman singing "There's no business like show business" came into my mind when I saw this.
And thanks for the warning about buying a piano.
To: PetroniDE
With all this noise, how can I sleep...any coffee made?
12 posted on
06/30/2003 9:47:20 AM PDT by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: PetroniDE
"Midniiight....
Not a sound from the paaavement...
Has the moon lost her memory...
She is smiling alone...."
And after that, I'm going to learn ALL the songs from "Cats."
13 posted on
06/30/2003 9:51:50 AM PDT by
Allegra
To: PetroniDE
16 posted on
06/30/2003 10:16:42 AM PDT by
Aeronaut
("The wicked are always surprised to find nobility in the good.")
To: PetroniDE
That is so adorable! I love kittens.
To: PetroniDE
Thanks for the ping.
As far as the wake up mewsic on the weekend goes, my cat says:
25 posted on
06/30/2003 12:23:58 PM PDT by
goose
(please spank me... I've been naughty.)
To: PetroniDE
Purrrrfect opportunity to post the kittie porn...
27 posted on
06/30/2003 2:12:29 PM PDT by
NautiNurse
(If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida)
To: PetroniDE
Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet
---B. Kliban, in Cat
30 posted on
06/30/2003 11:26:12 PM PDT by
exDemMom
(Who needs an alarm clock, when cats are around?)
To: radu
cat lover ping.
33 posted on
07/01/2003 12:24:58 PM PDT by
Johnny Gage
(Why do bars have parking lots, when it's illegal to drink & drive?)
To: PetroniDE
Great shots!
34 posted on
07/01/2003 12:54:01 PM PDT by
aimhigh
To: PetroniDE
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