[Ed Straker]

I guess that's what happens when you name your kid Nimroid...

[AAABEST]

Yeah really, what the hell were his parents thinking?

"My, what a lovely child, why ....let's name him 'Nimroid'"

I would absolutely hate my parents for that one.

[HairOfTheDog]

... a women found him in her bedroom around 9 a.m. Monday. She screamed for her roommate, and both women fled the house and called police.

Well, that reaction has got to hurt a guy's self-esteem.