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To: Just another Joe
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years
old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
133 posted on 06/20/2003 8:53:21 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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134 posted on 06/20/2003 8:54:27 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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