[netmilsdad]

OK,
my 1st post (limericks?)
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the
two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a limerick. Here
are the three winners:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known:

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown.

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[netmilsmom]

Give him a big hand folks!!
This is his first newbie post.

Now ask Joe for another!

[Just another Joe]

(Sound of large crowd cheering in the distanced)
That was pretty good. I especially like the first place winner.

Have another. I'll know when to cut you off. (That'll be when your better half says to) ;^)

[Just another Joe]

In deference to your limericks I give you

DOG HAIKU



I love my master Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be

Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug.

My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle

I Hate my choke chain- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -no greater bliss-well, Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do

The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.

My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one.