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And I thought the leftists here in America were insane.
1 posted on 06/18/2003 7:50:47 AM PDT by Hobsonphile
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2 posted on 06/18/2003 7:52:11 AM PDT by Hobsonphile (We are not this story's author, who fills time and eternity with his purpose. -George W. Bush)
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If urinals were removed from men's restrooms, drunken men would not be able to tell whether they have stumbled into the men's restroom or the women's restroom. They will end up urinating all over the toilet seats in the women's restrooms.
4 posted on 06/18/2003 10:04:08 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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I believe you. It probably is some feminist backlash against long restroom lines. But there is one flaw, I still will be able to pee standing up at the toilet (or the sink), women won't. Insanity. As my Dad always says, you couldn't make this stuff up about the loony left.
6 posted on 06/18/2003 11:53:57 AM PDT by sharkhawk
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To: Hobsonphile
I believe you. It probably is some feminist backlash against long restroom lines. But there is one flaw, I still will be able to pee standing up at the toilet (or the sink), women won't. Insanity. As my Dad always says, you couldn't make this stuff up about the loony left.
7 posted on 06/18/2003 11:53:57 AM PDT by sharkhawk
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13 posted on 06/29/2003 12:48:24 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (Heaven is weary, of the hollow words Which States and Kingdoms utter when they talk of justice)
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