[My back yard]

My son and I have seen it so many times we can recite most of the lines.

"Gopher, Everett?" "No thanks, eh, Delmer". "One gopher split 3 ways would just arouse my appetite, eh, without bedn'er back down again." (or something like it, lol)

"That's ok." "Me and Pete found a whole gopher village."

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Ha! I think you quoted it exactly right! :)

"You fellas from the bank? Pa says I should shoot any feller from the bank."
"No young feller, we ain't from the bank."
"Y'all got papers? Pa says I should shoot anyone servin' papers."
"Ain't got no papers neither!"
"I nicked the census man t'other day!"
"Now there's a good boy!"