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1 posted on 06/12/2003 2:14:28 PM PDT by swarthyguy
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To: dighton; Shermy; mhking; neither-nor; akash; keri; happygrl; archy
Here, hold muh.....
2 posted on 06/12/2003 2:15:26 PM PDT by swarthyguy
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To: swarthyguy; Texaggie79; LindaSOG
That's why I always comply.
3 posted on 06/12/2003 2:16:15 PM PDT by BrooklynGOP
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To: Flurry
Ping-a-ling
5 posted on 06/12/2003 2:18:26 PM PDT by Laura Earl (It's the ASPARTAME!!!!!!)
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To: swarthyguy
I hate it when that happens.
6 posted on 06/12/2003 2:20:35 PM PDT by far sider
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To: swarthyguy
I am headed to India right away.
7 posted on 06/12/2003 2:20:50 PM PDT by Satadru
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To: swarthyguy
Damn headhunters...
8 posted on 06/12/2003 2:21:11 PM PDT by dirtboy (Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs)
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To: swarthyguy
Parkeet Manjhi, a migrant labourer, has been admitted in a hospital in Mumbai and doctors have had it reattached. But they are not yet sure whether the organ will ever again be functional...

It can't be that tough - all he was trying to do was pee through the durn thing...

9 posted on 06/12/2003 2:21:30 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: swarthyguy
These chicks must be butt-ugly.
LOL!!!
10 posted on 06/12/2003 2:22:58 PM PDT by Justin714
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To: swarthyguy
Ok, Hillary, Helen Thomas, and who were the other two?
16 posted on 06/12/2003 2:28:16 PM PDT by Mark (Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
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To: swarthyguy
There once was a man named Parkeet

Who just wanted to take a leak

He was met by a gang

Of gals who wanted to bang

Parkeet he declined

The gals said fine

And proceeded to cut off his root.
21 posted on 06/12/2003 2:31:51 PM PDT by csvset
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To: swarthyguy
I chuckled at this story, like anyone would, and then I thought about the fact that if the genders in this story were reversed and it was a woman who was mutilated, we wouldn't be laughing. Interesting double standard.
23 posted on 06/12/2003 2:34:40 PM PDT by drew
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Brings new meaning to "Make love to me right now or else!"

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

31 posted on 06/12/2003 7:32:05 PM PDT by mhking
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OK, this would NEVER happen at my house. At the calculated risk of sounding oh-so-not-PC, maybe he was just gay. Or really tired.
33 posted on 06/13/2003 2:23:54 PM PDT by manic4organic (An organic conservative)
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