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Questions we WISH baba would ask Shrill"

"Mrs. Clinton, was there a reason you didn't write about the time you tried to join the Marines, but they belittled you as a woman and turned you away?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Questions I would have asked Hillary, if I had been Barbara Walters:

1. Isn't it true, Mrs. Clinton, that YOU are the one who hired Craig Livingstone?

2. Could you explain--and this time, make it something we can believe--how it was you turned $1,000 in cattle futures into $100,000 over night? Would you and Martha Stewart get along in adjoining cells?

3. Why did you leave your loyal friend Maggie Williams twisting slowly in the wind?

4. What the REAL reason you fired Billy Dale and the restof the loyal White House travel office staff?

5. Did you ever reimburse the White House for the price of that lamp you threw at Bill and smashed against a wall (according to Secret Service accounts)?

6. What was REALLY going through your mind while you staged the romantic/fake dance with Bill on the beach?

7. Where were the Rose law firm records all that time?

8. Were you the one who put them out on the table in the upstairs library? And if so, why?

9. What was in the personal papers that your cohorts took out of Vince Foster's office immediately after his murder, but before the authorities were allowed to enter? and why were they locked out until the paper-rifling was done?

10. Who ordered his death--you or Bill?

11. Does the power you enjoy now REALLY compensate you for having lived with a lying, traitorous rapist all these years?

12. and lastly, Mrs. Clinton, how DO you sleep at night?