You Knoe You're a Redneck if.....

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[Born on the Storm King]

You know you're a redneck when the feds and state police raid your local Indian smokeshop.

[Common Tator]

You know you are a redneck if the your radio station has an ad for a Ladies Boutique and pronounces it "Lay Dees' Bow Tea' Que".

[Cagey]

Jim Foxworthy? Is that Jeff's brother?

You know you're a redneck when you start forgetting names but still claim you weren't off that far because you got the first letter right.

Guilty as charged.

[Consort]

I read only the first paragraph.

[annyokie]

Sorry about the formatting problem. I tried to fix it, but failed.

Redneck Anny

[AngrySpud]

If your gene pool doesn't have a deep end ... you might be a redneck.

[upchuck]

Sorry about the formatting problem. I tried to fix it, but failed.

Alls ya gots ta do is put one o them <br> simbills at tha end o each line. So

1.2.3.4.5.6. looks like this 1.<br>2.<br>3.<br>4.<br>5.<br>6. which looks like this
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

Simpler 'an shootin a possum!

[annyokie]

Damn! Now I know. Thanks!

[doulau]

You know you may be a redneck if the branches on your family tree don't fork. (Think about it)

You know you may be a redneck if you go to family reunions to meet girls.

etc., etc., etc.,

[MEG33]

LOL...

[Constitution Day]

There is a hugh possibility that knoe could be the next series word here.

I knoe whut yew meen! LOL!